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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Diwali Message - Diwali SMS - Happy Diwali

Diye ki Rosni, Rangoli ki Bahar,
Pathakon ki Dhoom Apno ka Pyaar,
Laxmi ka Aagaman aur Khushiyon ki Bochhar,
Mubarak ho app sabko DIWALI ka Tyohar.
Happy Diwali!

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English SMS - Good Morning SMS

When God drops you from the Edge of a Hill, 
Don't hate him.
He may not catch you.
But he will teach you how to fly.


Thant's life..
Good Morning!

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Hindi Sayaree - About Relation

Ek Din Sagar Ne Nadi Se Pucha:
Kab Tak Milti Rahoge Mere Khare Jal Se?
Nadi Ne Haskar Kaha Jab Tak Tujhme Mithas Na Aa Jaye Tab Tak.
That is "RELATION"

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Powerful Motivational SMS - Dream n success

Night is shorter than day for those who Dream.
But, the days are shorter than night for them
who work hard to make their dreams come true..

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English Motivational SMS - Do everything with INVOLVEMENT

If you do it with INVOLVEMENT, it becomes LOVE.
And doing without INVOLVEMENT is Sympathy.
It's the reason why nobody Loves beggars,
But all sympathize them.

Think!!!

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LOVE SMS

Love me now,
Love me never,
But if you Love me,
Love me forever!

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

English SMS - Someone on earth loves you more than God

People say..
If someone dies early, God loves him very much.
But, I say..
If you are still on earth,
Someone on earth loves you more than God.
It's true.

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If you have something to say someone

If you have something to say someone,
just go and tell the person by yourself
before they hear the remixed version of that
from someone else.

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Beauty of FRIENDSHIP - English SMS Message

Alone I can SAY, But together we can SHOUT.
Alone I can SMILE, but together we can LAUGH.
Alone I can ENJOY, but together we can CELEBRATE.
That's the beauty of FRIENDSHIP!

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Good Morning SMS

Night has gone and the moon too..
Sun has arrived with the sky blue..
Open your beautiful eyes, there is a SMS for you.
GOOD MORNING.

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Hindi Sayaree - Aap ki Lafzon me ho hansi

Aap ki Lafzon me ho hansi, Dil me khushi,
Jisme Gum ka koi naam naa ho,
Har Subah aap ke liye leke aaye itna khushi,
Jiska kabhi saam naa ho.

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai

Zindagi Me Sada Haste Raho,
Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarurat Hai;
Zindagi Jiyo To Is Andaz Me,
K Tumhe Dekh Kar Sabko Lage....


"Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai!!"

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My Attitude

My attitude:
I never expect others 2 remember me..


But I always drop my messages into their inbox 2 show "I still love to remember them"

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

More April Fool SMS to Fool your friends

31st March Or 1st april
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
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See the magic
JPlz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623


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Best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know,
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..
U Know Why ???
If she accepts den its your luck,
otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.
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I am fool
i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes

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U r charming
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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So Sweet is ur SMILE
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

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Time to Pay Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and
after if you pray and your still in darkness
plz pay your


ELECTRICITY BILL
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You are Very Important To Me
You are Very Important To Me
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen

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April Fool Sms
Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.
or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.pata ha wo bacha kon ha?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

gayye(cow) ka bacha.
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April fool poetry
They say that only fools will truly fall in love
for they are blind to games, hate and greed.
I hope one day, a true fool I can find…
Because this heart is one fool in need.

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Message from Kareena Kapoor
I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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You are Very Important To Me
You are Very Important To Me
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen

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A true friend
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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How to buy true love?
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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Some more April Fool messages

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April Fool SMS

Here are few April Fool messages/ sms/ jokes/ text for you. Both Hindi April fool messages and English April fool sms jokes are there. Enjoy and fool your friends.

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


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Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.


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How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega


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More April Fool messages

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Killer English by Teachers............

Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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Class teacher once said :


"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)


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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)


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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)


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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)


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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said


"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)


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Teacher in a furious mood...


Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)


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"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)




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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)


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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would U like to leave a note behind as well...)


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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)


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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...


"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...!!!)


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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )


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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...


"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)


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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
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The master told the students who were notorious.
"Hey, from tomorrow onwards you both come together separately"
(Make it possible and I will reward my life time savings...)
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Master to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!"
(You need some counselling dude...)
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Hindi master to his students by pointing his scooter that is parked under a tree,
"See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!"
(Wow... )
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master rocks again,
"Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!"
(Wow what an oxymoron...)
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