Best SMS

Diwali Message - Diwali SMS - Happy Diwali

2011-10-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

Diye ki Rosni, Rangoli ki Bahar,
Pathakon ki Dhoom Apno ka Pyaar,
Laxmi ka Aagaman aur Khushiyon ki Bochhar,
Mubarak ho app sabko DIWALI ka Tyohar.
Happy Diwali!

English SMS - Good Morning SMS

2011-10-20T18:04:00.000-07:00

When God drops you from the Edge of a Hill,
Don't hate him.
He may not catch you.
But he will teach you how to fly.

Thant's life..
Good Morning!

Hindi Sayaree - About Relation

2011-10-20T18:00:00.000-07:00

Ek Din Sagar Ne Nadi Se Pucha:
Kab Tak Milti Rahoge Mere Khare Jal Se?
Nadi Ne Haskar Kaha Jab Tak Tujhme Mithas Na Aa Jaye Tab Tak.
That is "RELATION"

Powerful Motivational SMS - Dream n success

2011-10-20T17:55:00.000-07:00

Night is shorter than day for those who Dream.
But, the days are shorter than night for them
who work hard to make their dreams come true..

English Motivational SMS - Do everything with INVOLVEMENT

2011-10-20T17:51:00.000-07:00

If you do it with INVOLVEMENT, it becomes LOVE.

And doing without INVOLVEMENT is Sympathy.

It's the reason why nobody Loves beggars,

But all sympathize them.

Think!!!

LOVE SMS

2011-10-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

Love me now,

Love me never,

But if you Love me,

Love me forever!

English SMS - Someone on earth loves you more than God

2011-10-15T23:15:00.000-07:00

People say..
If someone dies early, God loves him very much.
But, I say..
If you are still on earth,
Someone on earth loves you more than God.
It's true.

If you have something to say someone

2011-10-15T23:12:00.000-07:00

If you have something to say someone,
just go and tell the person by yourself
before they hear the remixed version of that
from someone else.

Beauty of FRIENDSHIP - English SMS Message

2011-10-15T23:10:00.000-07:00

Alone I can SAY, But together we can SHOUT.
Alone I can SMILE, but together we can LAUGH.
Alone I can ENJOY, but together we can CELEBRATE.
That's the beauty of FRIENDSHIP!

Good Morning SMS

2011-10-15T23:07:00.000-07:00

Night has gone and the moon too..
Sun has arrived with the sky blue..
Open your beautiful eyes, there is a SMS for you.
GOOD MORNING.

Hindi Sayaree - Aap ki Lafzon me ho hansi

2011-10-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

Aap ki Lafzon me ho hansi, Dil me khushi,
Jisme Gum ka koi naam naa ho,
Har Subah aap ke liye leke aaye itna khushi,
Jiska kabhi saam naa ho.

Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai

2011-07-17T12:50:00.000-07:00

Zindagi Me Sada Haste Raho,
Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarurat Hai;
Zindagi Jiyo To Is Andaz Me,
K Tumhe Dekh Kar Sabko Lage....

"Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai!!"

My Attitude

2011-07-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

My attitude:
I never expect others 2 remember me..

But I always drop my messages into their inbox 2 show "I still love to remember them"

More April Fool SMS to Fool your friends

2011-03-31T18:13:00.000-07:00

31st March Or 1st april
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
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See the magic
JPlz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

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Best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know,
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..
U Know Why ???
If she accepts den its your luck,
otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.
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I am fool
i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes
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U r charming
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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So Sweet is ur SMILE
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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Time to Pay Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and
after if you pray and your still in darkness
plz pay your

ELECTRICITY BILL
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You are Very Important To Me
You are Very Important To Me
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen
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April Fool Sms
Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.
or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.pata ha wo bacha kon ha?
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.
.
.
.
.
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gayye(cow) ka bacha.
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April fool poetry
They say that only fools will truly fall in love
for they are blind to games, hate and greed.
I hope one day, a true fool I can find…
Because this heart is one fool in need.
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Message from Kareena Kapoor
I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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You are Very Important To Me
You are Very Important To Me
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen
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A true friend
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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How to buy true love?
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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Some more April Fool messages

April Fool SMS

2011-03-31T18:03:00.000-07:00

Here are few April Fool messages/ sms/ jokes/ text for you. Both Hindi April fool messages and English April fool sms jokes are there. Enjoy and fool your friends.

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

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More April Fool messages

Killer English by Teachers............

2011-02-19T11:09:00.001-08:00

Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Class teacher once said :

"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)

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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)

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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)

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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would U like to leave a note behind as well...)

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...!!!)

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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)

************ ********* ********* ********* *****
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
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The master told the students who were notorious.
"Hey, from tomorrow onwards you both come together separately"
(Make it possible and I will reward my life time savings...)
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Master to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!"
(You need some counselling dude...)
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Hindi master to his students by pointing his scooter that is parked under a tree,
"See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!"
(Wow... )
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master rocks again,
"Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!"
(Wow what an oxymoron...)
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Engineers k dilo ki awaz

2010-10-07T13:03:00.000-07:00

Engineers k dilo ki awaz:

Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandishe tod dnge
Ye Sem
Jese-tese nikal jaaye yaar
Nxt Sem me to pakka record tod denge

The most familiar strangrs

2010-10-07T12:58:00.000-07:00

When two people in love break-up
they can't be friends as they have hurt each other
they can't be enemies as once they have loved each other
The only thing they can be are the most familiar strangers.

Life is for living

2010-10-07T12:56:00.000-07:00

There will be plenty of time to sleep when you are dead.
Life is for living.
So wake up n perform well.

Na jaane kab koi tara root jaye

2010-10-07T12:54:00.000-07:00

Na jaane kab koi tara root jaye,
na jane kab koi aansu aankh se chhut jaye,
kuch pal mere sath v "Has lo"

na jane kab aap k

samne ka
" Daant toot jaaye"

Asli RAWAN kon???

2010-10-07T12:52:00.000-07:00

Rawan Ke Sar:10,
Aankhe:20,
Nazar: Sirf 1 Ladki Par.!
Woh thi Seeta

Aap Ka Sar:1,
Ankhe:2,
Nazar:Her Ladki Par!

Ab Batao
Asli RAWAN kon..?

Unhe nafrat thi humse to izhar kyun kiya

2010-10-07T12:50:00.000-07:00

Unhe nafrat thi humse to izhar kyun kiya,
Dena tha zehar to pyar kyun kiya
Deke zehar kehte hai pina hoga,
Jab p gaye to bole tumhe meri kasam jina hoga.

Kuch dost wakai me BEHRE hote hai

2010-10-07T12:48:00.000-07:00

As a frnd,
I askd u 4 stone,U gave me statue
I askd u 4 leaf,u gave me flowr
I askd ur hanky 4 my tear & u gave me ur hand!
Kuch dost wakai me BEHRE hote hai.

Paa film ka Hero

2010-10-07T12:45:00.000-07:00

Girl: Ladka dikhne me kaisa hai?
Brother: Ladka dikhne me FILM ke HERO jaisa hai.
Girl: Kounse film ka hero?
Brother: "Paa".;-)

Maine baba ko MORTEIN pila diya

2010-10-07T12:44:00.000-07:00

Naukrani- malkin, chote baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Malkin- oh god.. doctor ko call karo jaldi. naukrani- aap tensn mat lo... maine baba ko MORTEIN pila diya hai..

Before writing in the exams ....

2010-10-07T12:38:00.000-07:00

Whn alcohol is consumed,
whatever is in the mind comes out..So i suggest all students to drink before writing in the exams...

Yaad me loose motion

2009-11-29T11:20:00.001-08:00

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
Kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….
Chalo, Hain to ye bhi aansu,
Bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….

Pyaar me bewafai Shayari SMS

2009-11-29T10:59:00.000-08:00

Woh kaun thi
Woh kaun thi na jana maine,
Jisne mohabbat karna sikha diya.
Mere pyaar ko naa samjha usne,
Mujhe nafrat bhi karna sikha diya.
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Judai ke dukh
Judai ke dukh seh nehi sakte,
Bhari mehfil me kuch keh nehi sakte,
Pooche hamari behte aankhon se,
woh bhi kahenge hum unke bin reh nehin sakte.
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Pyaar me dhokha
Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paaya hai,
Kasam khuda ki ussi se dhokha khaya hai,
Kaanto ko kya dosh de hum,
Humne to yeh zakham phulon se payaa hai.
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English SMS Messages

2009-11-25T14:53:00.000-08:00

Here are some nice collection of English SMS Messages for you. You will love reading them. Send to your friends. Enjoy.

I love you
Rose is red , Sky is blue,
oh my love , I love you

River can dry ,Mount can fly ,
You forget me, But never can I.
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Never Misunderstand
Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you
Because..
Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
*DEEP LOVE*
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Friends
No One In Ths World Is Rich Enough
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRIENDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
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It Hurts To Love Someone
It Hurts To Love Someone
And
Not Be Loved In Return
But
What Is Most Painful
Is To Love Sumone
And
Never Find The Courage
To Let The Person Know
How You Feel … !
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Romantic Hindi Sayaree SMS

2009-11-25T14:03:00.000-08:00

Here are few Romantic Hindi Sayaree SMS. Enjoy reading them. Send to you loved ones.

Muskurake aankh mar do
Tir se na maro,
Patthar se mar do.
Bas ek tamanna hai,
Muskurake aankh mar do.
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Sirf mera dil hi janta hai
Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai
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Kya zaroorat..
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha,
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki.
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate,
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
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Bhool
Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
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Nazar me
Nazar me tumhare nazaare rahenge,
Palko pe yunhi chaand sitaare rahenge,
Badal jaaye toh badle yeh zamana,
Khuda kasam, hum toh hamesha tumhare rahenge.
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Yaadon ka karwa
Yaadon ka karwa hamesha rahega,
Dur hote huye bhi pyaar hamesha rahega,
Maaf karna mil nehin paate aapse,
Magar yakin rakhna intezaar wohi rahega.
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Introduction

2009-10-24T14:14:00.000-07:00

Hello,

Thank you for visiting my blog.

This blog will contain all types of SMS to entertain you. All the SMS published here are selected ones and you will like them.

If you want to add some SMS in this blog mail me at sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com. I will publish it with your name if it's good.

Post your comments, feedbacks in Add Comments section if you like it or need improvement.

Thanks and Regards,
Banshi.

Good Jokes

2009-06-30T02:00:00.000-07:00

Narad Muni Dharti Par BEER Peene aaye.
12 botal Peene Ke Baad -
Waiter: Aapko Chadhti Kyon Nehi.
Narad: Main Bhagwan Hoon
waiter: Chadh Gayi Saale Ko.
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Ladki Waale: Beta, Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan.
Cigarette?
Harroz.
Jua/ Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga-Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari negative baatein, Kuch positive hai kya?
Hai Naa, HIV.
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Funny Hindi Sayaree

2009-06-30T01:56:00.000-07:00

Here is a list of Funny Hindi Sayaree SMS. You will enjoy reading them.

Kuch likho toh aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye.
Har paper mein pheko itna ki,
Examiner bhi paas karne ko majboor ho jaaye.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi!:-)
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Zamaane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chupa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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Achhon se zyada tum achhey ho,
Sachon se zyada tum sache ho,
Maine kaha mujhe tumse “MOHABBAT” he,
Woh boli sharam karo abhi tum bachey ho.
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Ultimate: Yaad me loose motion

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
Kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….
Chalo, Hain to ye bhi aansu,
Bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….
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Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai,
Haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
Aur jab hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai,
BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI……….

Funny SMS - Cheat your Friends with Funny SMS

2009-06-30T01:33:00.000-07:00

HI to a Cute, Sweet, Lovely, Charming n Most Adorable person in this World.
Happy? Ok. Let me go. I have to FOOL others too.
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I dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and prayed for a SMART and INTELLIGENT Friend.
Then GOD gifted me you and said ....

Itne paise mein aisa hi JOKER Friend milega.
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This Message is Strictly for SMART n CUTE Readers Only.
Since you have received it, it's obviously
..........
A TECHNICAL ERROR.
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Funny SMS - Cheat Your Friends with Funny SMS

2009-06-30T00:43:00.000-07:00

Ek Aap Ho, Kitne Achhe Ho,
Kitne Bhole Ho, Kitne Pyaare Ho,
Kitne Smart Ho, Kitne Sweet Ho,
Aur Ek Hum Hai ki Jhut Pe Jhut Bole Jaa Rahe hain.
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ARZ Kiya Hai

Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
TATA Namak Istemaal Karo, Yeh IODINE Ki Kami Hai.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati hai,
Tum saans wahan Lete Ho
Par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati hai.

Use Chhota PEPSODENT. Only Rs. 5.
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Haqiqat Samjho Yaa Afsana,
Apna Samjho Yaa Begana,
Hamara aapka Rista Purana,
Isiliye Farz Tha Aapko Batana,

Ki, Thand Suru Ho Gayi Hai, Roz Mat Nahana.
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Agar aapko Lagta hai Ki aap BEAUTIFUL Ho,
SMART Ho, CHARMING Ho,
Toh KUTTA Paliye, SAAP Paliye,
Par Galatfaimi Mat paliye.....
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Phool Insano se Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain.
Jaise Ki AAP
........
........
........
Ko Message karne walla.
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Yeh Sansaar Ek Bagicha Hai,
Aur Hum Tum Sab Iss Baag Ke Phool hain.
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki
Hum Hindi Ke PHOOL Hain aur Aap English Ke FOOL Ho.