Yaad me loose motion

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
Kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….
Chalo, Hain to ye bhi aansu,
Bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….

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Pyaar me bewafai Shayari SMS

Woh kaun thi
Woh kaun thi na jana maine,
Jisne mohabbat karna sikha diya.
Mere pyaar ko naa samjha usne,
Mujhe nafrat bhi karna sikha diya.
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Judai ke dukh
Judai ke dukh seh nehi sakte,
Bhari mehfil me kuch keh nehi sakte,
Pooche hamari behte aankhon se,
woh bhi kahenge hum unke bin reh nehin sakte.
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Pyaar me dhokha
Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paaya hai,
Kasam khuda ki ussi se dhokha khaya hai,
Kaanto ko kya dosh de hum,
Humne to yeh zakham phulon se payaa hai.
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English SMS Messages

Here are some nice collection of English SMS Messages for you. You will love reading them. Send to your friends. Enjoy.

I love you
Rose is red , Sky is blue,
oh my love , I love you

River can dry ,Mount can fly ,
You forget me, But never can I.
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Never Misunderstand
Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you
Because..
Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
*DEEP LOVE*
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Friends
No One In Ths World Is Rich Enough
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRIENDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
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It Hurts To Love Someone
It Hurts To Love Someone
And
Not Be Loved In Return
But
What Is Most Painful
Is To Love Sumone
And
Never Find The Courage
To Let The Person Know
How You Feel … !
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Romantic Hindi Sayaree SMS

Here are few Romantic Hindi Sayaree SMS. Enjoy reading them. Send to you loved ones.

Muskurake aankh mar do
Tir se na maro,
Patthar se mar do.
Bas ek tamanna hai,
Muskurake aankh mar do.
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Sirf mera dil hi janta hai
Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai
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Kya zaroorat..
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha,
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki.
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate,
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
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Bhool
Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
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Nazar me
Nazar me tumhare nazaare rahenge,
Palko pe yunhi chaand sitaare rahenge,
Badal jaaye toh badle yeh zamana,
Khuda kasam, hum toh hamesha tumhare rahenge.
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Yaadon ka karwa
Yaadon ka karwa hamesha rahega,
Dur hote huye bhi pyaar hamesha rahega,
Maaf karna mil nehin paate aapse,
Magar yakin rakhna intezaar wohi rahega.
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Introduction

Hello,

Thank you for visiting my blog.

This blog will contain all types of SMS to entertain you. All the SMS published here are selected ones and you will like them.

If you want to add some SMS in this blog mail me at sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com. I will publish it with your name if it's good.

Post your comments, feedbacks in Add Comments section if you like it or need improvement.

Thanks and Regards,
Banshi.

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Good Jokes

Narad Muni Dharti Par BEER Peene aaye.
12 botal Peene Ke Baad -
Waiter: Aapko Chadhti Kyon Nehi.
Narad: Main Bhagwan Hoon
waiter: Chadh Gayi Saale Ko.
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Ladki Waale: Beta, Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan.
Cigarette?
Harroz.
Jua/ Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga-Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari negative baatein, Kuch positive hai kya?
Hai Naa, HIV.
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Funny Hindi Sayaree

Here is a list of Funny Hindi Sayaree SMS. You will enjoy reading them.

Kuch likho toh aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye.
Har paper mein pheko itna ki,
Examiner bhi paas karne ko majboor ho jaaye.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi!:-)
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Zamaane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chupa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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Achhon se zyada tum achhey ho,
Sachon se zyada tum sache ho,
Maine kaha mujhe tumse “MOHABBAT” he,
Woh boli sharam karo abhi tum bachey ho.
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Ultimate: Yaad me loose motion

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
Kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….
Chalo, Hain to ye bhi aansu,
Bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….
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Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai,
Haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
Aur jab hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai,
BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI……….

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Funny SMS - Cheat your Friends with Funny SMS

HI to a Cute, Sweet, Lovely, Charming n Most Adorable person in this World.
Happy? Ok. Let me go. I have to FOOL others too.
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I dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and prayed for a SMART and INTELLIGENT Friend.
Then GOD gifted me you and said ....

Itne paise mein aisa hi JOKER Friend milega.
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This Message is Strictly for SMART n CUTE Readers Only.
Since you have received it, it's obviously
..........
A TECHNICAL ERROR.
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Funny SMS - Cheat Your Friends with Funny SMS

Ek Aap Ho, Kitne Achhe Ho,
Kitne Bhole Ho, Kitne Pyaare Ho,
Kitne Smart Ho, Kitne Sweet Ho,
Aur Ek Hum Hai ki Jhut Pe Jhut Bole Jaa Rahe hain.
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ARZ Kiya Hai

Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
TATA Namak Istemaal Karo, Yeh IODINE Ki Kami Hai.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati hai,
Tum saans wahan Lete Ho
Par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati hai.

Use Chhota PEPSODENT. Only Rs. 5.
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Haqiqat Samjho Yaa Afsana,
Apna Samjho Yaa Begana,
Hamara aapka Rista Purana,
Isiliye Farz Tha Aapko Batana,

Ki, Thand Suru Ho Gayi Hai, Roz Mat Nahana.
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Agar aapko Lagta hai Ki aap BEAUTIFUL Ho,
SMART Ho, CHARMING Ho,
Toh KUTTA Paliye, SAAP Paliye,
Par Galatfaimi Mat paliye.....
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Phool Insano se Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain.
Jaise Ki AAP
........
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........
Ko Message karne walla.
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Yeh Sansaar Ek Bagicha Hai,
Aur Hum Tum Sab Iss Baag Ke Phool hain.
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki
Hum Hindi Ke PHOOL Hain aur Aap English Ke FOOL Ho.

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