Funny SMS - Cheat Your Friends with Funny SMS

Ek Aap Ho, Kitne Achhe Ho,
Kitne Bhole Ho, Kitne Pyaare Ho,
Kitne Smart Ho, Kitne Sweet Ho,
Aur Ek Hum Hai ki Jhut Pe Jhut Bole Jaa Rahe hain.
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ARZ Kiya Hai

Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
TATA Namak Istemaal Karo, Yeh IODINE Ki Kami Hai.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati hai,
Tum saans wahan Lete Ho
Par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati hai.

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Haqiqat Samjho Yaa Afsana,
Apna Samjho Yaa Begana,
Hamara aapka Rista Purana,
Isiliye Farz Tha Aapko Batana,

Ki, Thand Suru Ho Gayi Hai, Roz Mat Nahana.
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Agar aapko Lagta hai Ki aap BEAUTIFUL Ho,
SMART Ho, CHARMING Ho,
Toh KUTTA Paliye, SAAP Paliye,
Par Galatfaimi Mat paliye.....
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Phool Insano se Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain.
Jaise Ki AAP
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Ko Message karne walla.
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Yeh Sansaar Ek Bagicha Hai,
Aur Hum Tum Sab Iss Baag Ke Phool hain.
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki
Hum Hindi Ke PHOOL Hain aur Aap English Ke FOOL Ho.