Good Jokes

Narad Muni Dharti Par BEER Peene aaye.
12 botal Peene Ke Baad -
Waiter: Aapko Chadhti Kyon Nehi.
Narad: Main Bhagwan Hoon
waiter: Chadh Gayi Saale Ko.
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Ladki Waale: Beta, Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan.
Cigarette?
Harroz.
Jua/ Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga-Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari negative baatein, Kuch positive hai kya?
Hai Naa, HIV.
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