Good Jokes

Narad Muni Dharti Par BEER Peene aaye.
12 botal Peene Ke Baad -
Waiter: Aapko Chadhti Kyon Nehi.
Narad: Main Bhagwan Hoon
waiter: Chadh Gayi Saale Ko.
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Ladki Waale: Beta, Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan.
Cigarette?
Harroz.
Jua/ Satta?
Bilkul.
Danga-Fasad?
Aadat hai.
Saari negative baatein, Kuch positive hai kya?
Hai Naa, HIV.
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Funny Hindi Sayaree

Here is a list of Funny Hindi Sayaree SMS. You will enjoy reading them.

Kuch likho toh aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye.
Har paper mein pheko itna ki,
Examiner bhi paas karne ko majboor ho jaaye.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi!:-)
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Zamaane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chupa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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Achhon se zyada tum achhey ho,
Sachon se zyada tum sache ho,
Maine kaha mujhe tumse “MOHABBAT” he,
Woh boli sharam karo abhi tum bachey ho.
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Ultimate: Yaad me loose motion

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
Kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….
Chalo, Hain to ye bhi aansu,
Bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….
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Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai,
Haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
Aur jab hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai,
BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI……….

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Funny SMS - Cheat your Friends with Funny SMS

HI to a Cute, Sweet, Lovely, Charming n Most Adorable person in this World.
Happy? Ok. Let me go. I have to FOOL others too.
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I dropped a Coin in the Wishing Well and prayed for a SMART and INTELLIGENT Friend.
Then GOD gifted me you and said ....

Itne paise mein aisa hi JOKER Friend milega.
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This Message is Strictly for SMART n CUTE Readers Only.
Since you have received it, it's obviously
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A TECHNICAL ERROR.
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Funny SMS - Cheat Your Friends with Funny SMS

Ek Aap Ho, Kitne Achhe Ho,
Kitne Bhole Ho, Kitne Pyaare Ho,
Kitne Smart Ho, Kitne Sweet Ho,
Aur Ek Hum Hai ki Jhut Pe Jhut Bole Jaa Rahe hain.
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ARZ Kiya Hai

Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
Aapke Chehre Par udashi Aankhon mein nami Hai,
TATA Namak Istemaal Karo, Yeh IODINE Ki Kami Hai.
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Tum Door Sahi, Majboor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati hai,
Tum saans wahan Lete Ho
Par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati hai.

Use Chhota PEPSODENT. Only Rs. 5.
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Haqiqat Samjho Yaa Afsana,
Apna Samjho Yaa Begana,
Hamara aapka Rista Purana,
Isiliye Farz Tha Aapko Batana,

Ki, Thand Suru Ho Gayi Hai, Roz Mat Nahana.
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Agar aapko Lagta hai Ki aap BEAUTIFUL Ho,
SMART Ho, CHARMING Ho,
Toh KUTTA Paliye, SAAP Paliye,
Par Galatfaimi Mat paliye.....
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Phool Insano se Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain,
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hote Hain.
Jaise Ki AAP
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Ko Message karne walla.
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Yeh Sansaar Ek Bagicha Hai,
Aur Hum Tum Sab Iss Baag Ke Phool hain.
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki
Hum Hindi Ke PHOOL Hain aur Aap English Ke FOOL Ho.

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